Interesting Banner

It seems like nowadays people doing small-scale businesses like to employ fun (at times nonsensical) tactics and wordings to attract customers, as in the handphone repair advertisement I had posted before.

A few days ago, I saw another banner of such nature at Albert Mall area selling towels; see for yourself!


For those who don't understand Chinese, the sentence in asterisks meant "Anyhow selling (at incredibly insane low price) due to boss not in town". I just find it very funny, and it simply caught my attention despite the banner being disastrous in terms of composition and usage of colours.